ISIS QUESTION:
What is the difference between NATZI's and
ISIS?
ANSWER: The NATZI's spoke German.
The Royal Canadian Legion has produced a two minutes of silence movie, no sound, just video.
I
am over 57 and the Canadian Armed Forces think that I'm too old to track down
terrorists. Apparently you can't be older than 57 to join the military. IMO
they've got the whole thing ass-backwards...
Instead of sending 18-year
olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join
a military unit until you're at least 35.
For starters, researchers say
18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only have memories about
sex once a month if that, leaving us approximately 86,399 additional seconds per day to concentrate on
terrorists.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a
cranky soldier is a Dangerous
Soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are all
bad-tempered and impatient and maybe letting us remove some terrorist that
desperately deserve it, will make us feel better and shut us up for a
while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old
guys always get up lots during the night to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like
I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up
removing terrorists and at the same time, putting the fun back into
fundamentalist.
If captured, we wouldn’t or really couldn't spill the
beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial
number for us would be a real brainteaser.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys too. For thanks to our loving
women folk, bosses and rush hour traffic, we're used to getting screamed and
yelled at the same time! Also, we're already used to soft food in MRE’s and
we've also developed over time an appreciation for guns. As we've been using
them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming,
yelling and hunting for that darn remote!
The C.A.F. could lighten up on
the obstacle course however. I've watched many news casts with war clips and I
never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side anywhere, nor
did I ever do any push ups after long ago I completed my basic training.
Actually, the running part is also kind of a waste of energy; too because, I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world
ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a
pretty girl. An 18-year old still hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a
brim to shade one’s eyes, not the back of his head, or that his pants are to be
pulled up!
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home safe and
sound, to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's
way. So let us old guys track down those terrorists.
As it would be the last thing a terrorist would want to see; that is,
a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes, holding automatic
weapons. Old Farts who already know their best years are far behind them and
that their futures are all short, so we will make the best of them!
Cause I
remember:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiWcDt8566g
Posted by Sir Richard…