Saturday, July 20, 2019


Or things my late wife taught me about what some women say about other women?
If you're happy, you’re a fake.
If you stand up to men you’re a dike.
If you're skinny, you're sick or on drugs.
If you're fat, you look nasty.
If you're dressed up, you're conceited.
If you’re not in a committed relationship by the age of 25, having
to constantly provide an answer as to how you could possibly still be single.
If you’re a contributor and a hard-worker, yet constantly
second guessing yourself and whether or not you’re coming
off as bossy or overaggressive or emasculating.
If you’re a prude if you don’t want to sleep with someone right away,
and being a slut if you do want to sleep with them right away.
If you dressed to casual, your trash.
If you speak your mind, you're a bitch.
If you don't say anything, you're a punk.
If you cry, you're a drama queen.
If you have male friends, you're a ho.
If you have female friends, you're a player.
If you are like most women as most men fear getting
laughed at or humiliated by a romantic prospect,
while most women fear rape and death.
If you instinctively feeling like you should apologize if you
go out in public without wearing makeup or showering.
If you need to get somewhere late at night, you’d rather spend $15
or more to get home safely than experience the alternative.
If you do Period math: the minute you schedule a vacation
into your calendar, doing the calculations on whether or not you
are running a show then.
If you feel strange, unnecessary expectation to deflect compliments,
because that’s just what women do.
If you work harder and get paid less, and you pay more for
clothes to hygiene products than any man would.
These days YOU can't do anything without being criticized.
For we live in a society where people can't survive,
if they're not judging the next person.
By Sir Richard as told to him by his Lady Joyce

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