Thursday, July 5, 2012



For those people who really think collecting Face Book friends like flies, with no thought ( I use to do this LOL), as they are not really your true friends.
They cannot say; "Hi! Just want to say that Sir Richard is wrong as you’re really my friend to the end!” For then you would have to be friendly and then the reading of others posts that you usually consider, meaningless comments, will have become more personal and because of this. Then everybody would know that you're actually in reality, a Fake FB friend! Or in reality you’re actually an intelligence gathering CIA and or in Canada a CSIS agent. For with this disclosure, that's a drag for you and your CIA & CSIS friends.
They're not really your friends, are they? I mean, so you can't get up and say nothing cause otherwise, you would get sent back to the factory and that's a drag for you and an expense for your Government, and that's a drag for you! So I'd like to dedicate the above to our folks in the CIA & CSIS.

Well wait a minute, it's hard to be a CIA & CSIS member. I mean, first of all being a CIA & CSIS member, you have to be over 25 years old.
And the reason is that it takes at least 25 years of life experiences to be that much of a bastard. It's true as you just can't just join, you know.
You need an atmosphere where your a natural bastard that can grow and develop and take on a meaningful shape in today's complex society.

But that's not why I want to dedicate the song to the CIA & CSIS. I mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. As they have to follow people around as that's part of their job.
Follow you on the Internet and all over the place.

Take for example I'm out on the highway and I'm driving down the road and I run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They gotta pull over too and make believe that they ran out also.

So I go to get some gasoline. They have to figure out whether they should stick with my car or follow me? Suppose I don't come back and they're staying with the car. Well, it's a drag for them.

During these hard days and hard weeks, everybody always has it bad once in a while. You know, you have a bad time of it, and you always have a friend who says "Hey man, you ain't got it that bad. Look at that guy." And you look at that guy, and he's got it worse than you. For that is what makes you feel better, that there's somebody out there that's got it worse than you.

What about the last guy in the world? For just one minute, think of that last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world. That guy...he's so alone in the world that he doesn't even have a street to lay in for a truck to run him over.
He's out there with nothin'. Nothin's happenin' for that dude.

For this last guy all that he has to do to create a little excitement in his own life is to bum a Quarter from somewhere, then actually find a pay phone that still works, call up the CIA & CSIS.

Say "CIA & or CSIS?", they say "Yes", then he says "I can make Middle Eastern Food and then I am going to invite all of my Face Book Friends to come over to my house for dinner" (click) Hang up the phone…

Then within two minutes and not two minutes from when he hangs up the phone, but two minutes from when he first put the Quarter in, they got 30,000 feet of tape rolling; files on tape; pictures, movies, dramas, actions on tape. Then they send out a half a million people all over the entire world, the globe, to find out all they can about this last guy.

Cause there's a number of questions involved in the last guy??
I mean, if he was the last guy in the world, how did he get a Quarter and then find a working pay phone (not a cell phone), and call the CIA & CSIS? There are plenty of people that aren't the last guys that can't get Quarters and find a working pay phone? He comes along and he gets a Quarter, finds working pay phone and again what is really strange is that he has in this day and age, no cell phone??
As he’s the last guy!

I mean, if he had to bum a Quarter to call the CIA & CSIS, how was he gonna serve dinner for all of those people? How could the last guy make dinner for all those people. For if he could make dinner, and was gonna make dinner, then why did he call the CIA & CSIS?

The CIA & CSIS well, they find out all of answers to those questions within two minutes.
For that's a great thing about America and Canada. I mean, these are the only countries in the world...well, they are not the only countries in the world that could find stuff out in two minutes, but they are the only countries in the world that would take two minutes for that last guy!

Other countries would say "Hey, he's the last guy...screw him", you know? But in America/Canada, there is no discrimination, and there is no hypocrisy,’ cause they'll get anybody and that's the wonderful thing about America and Canada.
Again that's why I'd like to dedicate the above comic and song to every CIA & CSIS member reading this.

From Sir Richard – see you in your lens! With Love to you all and all that heaven will allow!
Yes it is true, as I plagiarized most this but hey, it was FUN ;)

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