Saturday, March 29, 2014


For those people who really think collecting Face Book friends like flies, with no thought ( I use to do this LOL), as they are not really your true friends, are they?
They cannot say; "Hi! Just want to say that Richard is not wrong as he’s really my friend to the end!” For then you would have to be friendly to me and the reading of my posts that you usually consider, meaningless comments, you will have become more personal and because of this. Then everybody would know that you're actually in reality, a Fake Face Book Friend!

After all, again they are not really your friends, are they? I mean, you can't get up and say nothing because otherwise, people would know and then you would get sent back to the factory and that's a drag for you and an expense for your Government, and that's a drag for you!

Well wait a minute; it's hard to be a Fake Face Book Friend. I mean, first of all being a Fake Face Book Friend, you have to be mostly over 20 years old.
And the reason for this is, that it takes at least 20 years of life experiences to be that much of a bastard. It's true as you just can't just join, you know.
You need an atmosphere where you’re a natural bastard that can grow and develop and take on a meaningful shape in today's complex society.

But that's not why I want to dedicate this to my Fake Face Book Friend’s. I mean, the job that they have to do is a drag. As they have to fake friendship, like to themselves and even lie to GOD, as that's part of their job.
Follow you on Face Book all over the internet, like they mean it!

Take for example I'm out on the highway with my tablet or blackberry and I'm driving down the road and I run out of gasoline. I pull over to the side of the road. They got to pull over too and use their tablet, text away on it and make believe that they ran out of gas also.

So I go to get some gasoline. They have to figure out whether they should stick with my car or follow me? Suppose I don't come back and they're staying with the car. Or their batteries fail and there are or there are no towers? Well, it's a drag for them…

During these hard days and hard weeks, everybody always has it bad once in a while. You know, you have a bad time of it, and you always have a friend who says "Hey man, you do not got it that bad. Look at that guy." And you look at that guy, and he's got it worse than you. For that is what makes you feel better, that there's somebody out there that's got it worse than you!

But what about the Last Guy in the world? For just one minute, think of that Last Guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world!

That guy...he's so alone in the world that he doesn't even have a street to lay in for a truck to run him over or any device to text his last words on.He's out there with nothing'; As Nothing’s happening' for that dude!

For this Last Guy, all that he has to do to create a little excitement in his own life is to bum a $.50 from somewhere, then actually find a pay phone that still works, call up one of his true Face Book Friends and say "
NSA & or CSIS?", they say "Yes", then he says "I can make some pretty good Middle Eastern Food and I am going to invite Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden who are 2 of my best Face Book Friends, to come over to my house for dinner" (click) hang up the phone…

Then within two minutes and not two minutes from when he hangs up the phone, but two minutes from when he first put the $.50 in, they got 30,000 feet of tape rolling; files on tape; pictures, movies, dramas, actions on backed up computer media. Then they send out a half a million people all over the entire world, the globe, to find out all they can about this Last Guy?

Cause there's a number of questions involved in the Last Guy??
I mean, if he was the Last Guy in the world, how did he get a $.50 and then find a working pay phone (not a cell phone), and call "
NSA & or CSIS?". There are plenty of people that aren't the Last Guys that can't get $.50 and find a working pay phone? He comes along and he gets a $.50, or find a working pay phone and again what is really strange is that he has in this day and age, he has no cell phone??

As on Face Book he’s noted as the Last Guy!

I mean, if he had to bum a $.50 to call the
NSA & or CSIS, how was he going to serve dinner for those people? How could the Last Guy make dinner for those people? For if he could make dinner, and was going make dinner, then why did he call the NSA & or CSIS?

The NSA & or CSIS through Face Book and the rest of the Internet well, they find out all of answers to those questions within two minutes. For that's a great thing about America and Canada. I mean, we are the only countries in the world...well, they are not the only countries in the world that could find stuff out in two minutes, but we are the only countries in the world that would take two minutes for that Last Guy!

Other countries would say "Hey, he's the Last Guy...screw him", you know? But in America/Canada, there is no discrimination, and there is no hypocrisy,’ cause they'll get anybody and that's the wonderful thing about America and Canada!
Again that's why I'd like to dedicate this above story and songs to every
NSA & or CSIS member and Fake Face Book Friends reading this!

Sincerely, to all my fake Face Book Friends From Sir Richard – see you soon on your local CCTV. With Love to you all and all that heaven will allow!

The Last Guy…

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